What to do with Gaddifi?

Well the time of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi's reign is running out. Will he be hailed accountable for his crimes? Or will he simply live in exile in some tropical place? If the first option isn't upheld, I believe that a third should be held over this despicable second, Gaddafi should for the common good be forced to do some tedious, stereotypical job once he is given the boot, from Libya. This job should have two fundamental requirements for his application to be considered, the first is that it must be immensely self-deprecating for the hilarity and general amusement of the world. Secondly he must be in the constant eye of the general public.

Gaddafi already has the outfit to be the doorman of the New York Plaza Hotel. If he is given this job, he should not be allowed to be tipped, and forced to live in the boilers closet on a mattress made from dirty old sheets, especially ones that contain very disturbing and questionable stains placed on top of a soggy layer of cardboard boxes containing toxic cleaning chemicals. He should also be on call 24 hours a day to do various odd jobs like opening and closing windows, fixing things that in essence don’t really need to be fixed, as well as room service, moving and lifting heavy shit. He must call everyone sir, even anyone that is somehow beneath him on the employee roll, his uniform must also not fit properly on purpose, and the company should always be making an example of him in full public view. Lastly he should be given nothing but a tooth brush and be told to fix any plumbing issues that may occur.

Another option would be that he should be hired by Adult Swim on Cartoon Network and made into an even fouler, shameful, idiotic character than he is already. It must be filmed live action, and he shall be deprived of sleep and brain washed to the point that he is convinced that he is a character in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”

While we are in media for a possible employment opportunity, I propose a new talk show should be aired on a specially created network funded by Oprah. The show should feature Mike Huckabee as the co-host of Gaddafi. Oprah has to fund this for all the shitty books she’s gotten people to read (especially the secret).

Another possibility is a fate worse than death proposed for the deposed Libyan dictator; he should put to work as a nurse assisting the most senile, difficult, racist elderly people in a retirement home. This home has to have a good mix of people losing their minds, people dumped there by their families, as well as disgruntled veterans. And Gaddafi must have group of security guards to make sure that the old folks just beat him with canes to the edge of death, and not further. This should also be aired as a reality show on A&E after “Dog the Bounty Hunter”. I strongly encourage and will be open to additional suggestions.