Sunday, March 13, 2011

Total Shit Telegram

Jimmy Carter, Barrack Obama, and Bill Clinton to form rock band


By Cameron Stewart


After the hit album by George W. Bush, “Miss me yet?” Produced by Rove Records, Jimmy Carter, Barrack Obama, and front may Bill Clinton formed a new band called “Dem Damn Dems”. Bill Clinton will be on lead guitar and vocals, with Barrack Obama on Bass, and Jimmy Carter on percussion. The new album is named for the title track “Mid-Term Meltdown”. A deluxe special addition vinyl will be released called “Stimulus Package” As they never go round to signing with a Record Company, the album is produced by you, the tax-payers said the groups agent Robert Gibbs. Tracks on the album include “Swat fly flight”, “Not that kind of cigar”, and “Aye Aye Aye Ayatollah!” The album will be sold in a store inconvenient for you for only 13 trillion dollars. “We had to form a committee to design a price tag capable of displaying the total sum in digits”, A White House aide said.

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