#1 Beware of religions involving the concept of "snake worship".
#2 Shooting something with a crossbow only causes more problems, and although it seemed so at the time is more often than not a bad idea, unless its really funny.
#2 While we are still on the subject of archery, the marriage between archery and alcohol will always end in an accident.
#3 There are not smart people, just those of us that are less stupid.
#4 Making an elaborate story full of details is not at all a good way to cover your tracks.
#5 Don't start anything you cant finish. I started a war against Cockroaches, failing to see that because they outlived the dinosaurs and every major mass extinction that victory for me would be about as likely as a needle actually in a haystack.
#6 Before making a list of 10 life lessons make sure you can muster 10 life lessons, the rest of this is going to be bullshit (as if the rest wasn't already bullocks).
#7 If it tastes like chicken, you're probably eating chicken and got scammed by the chef.
#8 Following the yellow brick road only leads to being accompanied by 3 fucking losers, and constant air assault from flying Monkeys, encountering a fraud who informs you all you had to do was walts out of this clusterfuck only to awake and find yourself living on in a nightmare dust bowl ravaged farm in the 8th circle of Dante's Inferno.
#9 If it looks like a pig, sounds like a pig, walks like a pig, You're an idiot for questioning it.
#10 If you made it this far, got help you have almost as much down time as me.
#2 Shooting something with a crossbow only causes more problems, and although it seemed so at the time is more often than not a bad idea, unless its really funny.
#2 While we are still on the subject of archery, the marriage between archery and alcohol will always end in an accident.
#3 There are not smart people, just those of us that are less stupid.
#4 Making an elaborate story full of details is not at all a good way to cover your tracks.
#5 Don't start anything you cant finish. I started a war against Cockroaches, failing to see that because they outlived the dinosaurs and every major mass extinction that victory for me would be about as likely as a needle actually in a haystack.
#6 Before making a list of 10 life lessons make sure you can muster 10 life lessons, the rest of this is going to be bullshit (as if the rest wasn't already bullocks).
#7 If it tastes like chicken, you're probably eating chicken and got scammed by the chef.
#8 Following the yellow brick road only leads to being accompanied by 3 fucking losers, and constant air assault from flying Monkeys, encountering a fraud who informs you all you had to do was walts out of this clusterfuck only to awake and find yourself living on in a nightmare dust bowl ravaged farm in the 8th circle of Dante's Inferno.
#9 If it looks like a pig, sounds like a pig, walks like a pig, You're an idiot for questioning it.
#10 If you made it this far, got help you have almost as much down time as me.
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